You fools just starting puberty or something?

theanti90smovement:

why isnt a girl kissing me right now? just wondering?

cynthikjelle:

imagine your favorite character doing their taxes

This is all the welcome I get?

kumagawa:

" black people dont like anime "

yeah ok go up to a nigga and ask them how they feel about ssj3 goku see a whole new world pop up

dreamsofschemes:

then get ready to drown, Angie. don’t worry ill save you.
and I always knew. always knew that Alex was a sadist
and I accepted this. -slams down stack of papers against desk-

drdiss:

no-tritones-for-you:

Dvořák - Symphony No. 9 Allegro con fuoco (Official Music Video) (by B-Classic)

What the heck

fornowjustcarryon:

farfromourvices:

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

this gave me chills.

Reblogging this again because it matters.

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

Wanna come over and have some enchiladas ;)?

potsugi:

do i translate this or is it an actual offer whatever

quieres venir y comer unas enchiladas *guiño*? 

Thanks.  I’ll just heat up your pan, if you know wat i mean.

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

Knowing how to be solitary is central to the art of loving. When we can be alone, we can be with others without using them as a means of escape.
bell hooks (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

blastortoise:

cadburycreamcoolator:

*long deflated sigh*

I’m throwing up

deku-with-a-moustache:

spookyhouse:

kingcheddarxvii:

Seriously tho who was in charge of Samus’s character model her anatomy is ridiculous

gotta luv how flexible she is w/ those big ol boobs n neon heels
thanks nintendo it’s just what i wanted n u delivered

"Her anatomy is ridiculous"

She fits in this motherfucking ball shut the fuck up

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays